Joke ... it's the weekend

[Dandie]

I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a thin and crispy supreme . Diana Ross turned up.

[POPPY]

Not bad Dandie I am rubbish at jokes plus most of them are too rude to put on the forum but somebody else must be able to real some off.

[dodger fan]

Hey Dandie,
did u get that off of Jack Dee Live @ The APollo, the bit where he reads out the text messages at the end of the show?